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Grandmother prefers iPad to grandchildren

A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.

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Brian Sewell's transfer window round-up

I was conducting my annual survey of the ghastliness of television, when I noted the association football transfer window had concluded. I have summarised it thusly:

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