Haha, the thumbs-up emoji and other texts people send when they don't fancy you back

15th February 2024

A TEXT reply from your crush should show barely-concealed longing and lust. So why are yours bland placeholder messages? Here’s what people text back when they’re just not feeling it.

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A white home counties roadman gets a Valentine's card from peng gyal

14th February 2024

FOURTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has received a hanonymous Valentine’s card from a secret gyal admirer.