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Hey ChatGPT, I've just done a shit, should I wipe my arse?

SO, all this brown stuff just plopped out of my bottom and into the toilet. What should I do next?

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How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for bastards

THE Tories and Reform are competing for right-wing voters, with Restore potentially poaching some as well. Here are the factors you should consider when making your choice.

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