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Higgs carrying particle around in matchbox

PHYSICIST Peter Higgs is treating the ‘God particle’ like a tiny pet, it has been claimed.

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Gove: 'Fun is a relic of history'

MICHAEL Gove has unveiled plans to padlock children inside schools until they have absorbed all knowledge.

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