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Hipster teen has growing collection of obsolete MP3s 

A TEENAGE boy believes he is the coolest person in his university halls thanks to his arsenal of outdated digital downloads. 

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Man describing OnlyFans as ethical, artisanal porn

A MAN has confirmed that he prefers OnlyFans to sites like Pornhub because it provides him with ethical, artisanal porn.

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