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How fat is she and how much does he earn? Honest dating app launched

A NEW dating app focuses on the only two questions users actually care about: ‘How fat is she?’ and ‘How much does he earn?’ 

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Joanne Whalley, Susanna Hoffs and other women who could end your 30-year marriage tomorrow

YOU never forget your first love, especially if she’s on TV singing Eternal Flame because she’s the lead singer of The Bangles. Here are more old crushes you’d get a divorce for.

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