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How I'll function as the ultimate AI guardrail, by President Trump

AI. Everyone wants it but America has it, and they also have the best safety system in existence to make sure it can never harm anyone: me. This is how I do it: 

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Man who was outcast as teenager feels he'd fit right in as Gen Z

A 42-YEAR-OLD who was a pariah in youth for not drinking, not having sex, being right-wing and having a mullet is gratified to see those things become cool.

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