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How to be that dick in the park annoying everyone with his Temu drone

WE have all seen him, admired him and wondered what it takes to become him: the tit buzzing his budget drone around a public park. Follow these rules: 

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Love Island contestants, ranked by minor deviations from clone-like conformity

LOVE Island is back, and this summer’s contestants are the most homogenous yet. Here they are in ascending order of tiny slivers of individuality: 

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