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How to stop your partner from playing phone games for five f**king minutes

ALRIGHT, you’re not that fascinating, but your company is less predictable than the 10,000th hour of Tank Wars. Get that phone down with these techniques: 

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Tasting menus, and other thoughtful gift experiences your parents won't even try to like

PARENTS demand presents but want nothing. Your attempt to treat them to something different will be resented and reviled: 

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