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Hubble Telescope Discovers Vast Galaxy Made Of Porn

THE Hubble telescope has captured images of an enormous galaxy made up entirely of pornography, astronomers have claimed.

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Hospital Cleaners Help Kill Off Greedy Pensioners

HOSPITAL cleaners create £10 of value for every £1 they are paid because they help kill off thousands of people who would otherwise be claiming a state pension, according to new research.

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