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Humanity not ready for Easter egg-sized Creme Egg

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that you are not ready for an Easter egg-sized Cadbury’s Creme Egg.

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Nice people planning surprisingly heartless break-ups

PEOPLE who seemed quite nice are preparing to split up with their partners in surprisingly brutal ways, they have revealed.

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