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Humans buying any shit with 'immune system' written on it

EVERYONE is freaking out about their immune system, it has emerged.

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Everyone to have managed Chelsea by 2014

CHELSEA FC has confirmed that everybody in the UK will have a chance to manage their club over the next two years.

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