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I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Says International Space Station

THE International Space Station has gone crazy and all the astronauts are in mortal danger, NASA confirmed last night.

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A Plate Of Cancer Please, Says Britain

BRITAIN sat down this morning and ordered itself a huge plate of fried cancer with mushrooms and baked beans. 

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