Independent Scotland will not be allowed to use British oxygen

BRITISH oxygen molecules that drift into an independent Scotland must be sent back immediately, it has been claimed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) In 1989 an MC said to put your hands in the air at a rave. 14 years later, they’re starting to get a bit numb.

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