Internet slowdown caused by some stupid geeky shit

THE internet suffered a major slowdown yesterday because of a geeky row between nerds.

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MPs to be paid in food stamps

MEMBERS of Parliament will receive their salaries in food vouchers to prevent them wasting money on alcohol and duck houses.

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