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iPad 3 to be obsessed with prostitutes

THE latest version of Apple’s tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.

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Cameron to make being drunk much safer

DAVID Cameron is to launch a series of initiatives that will make being paralytic much safer and more convenient.

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