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Large Hadron Collider to monitor nanoscopic amount of work done this week

CERN SCIENTISTS are using highly sensitive instrumentation to discover if any work is done in the week before Christmas.

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This Christmas, let’s all adopt a North Korean

TEMPORARY lodgings are being sought for most of North Korea’s 25 million people.

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