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Man forced to confront own horniness by age verification check

THE abyss of an age verification check has gazed back at a man preparing to prove he is old enough to access pornography.

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Immigrants criticising any aspect of Britain to be sent home immediately

CRITICISING any of Britain’s many, many flaws will see immigrants shipped off for sheer bloody ingratitude, the government has announced.

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