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Microsoft perfects technology nobody wants to steal

YOU don’t have to worry about anyone wanting to steal your Microsoft tablet, the corporation has claimed.

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All middle class people on the 'Wolf Hall spectrum'

EVERY middle class person is either reading, has recently read or is thinking about reading Wolf Hall, it has emerged.

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