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Mobile phone more powerful than computer that sent man to the Moon unable to cope with 30-degree heat

A PHONE with more processing power than our space-faring ancestors had access to has been defeated by a hot afternoon.

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Care home forced to cancel wet T-shirt contest due to hosepipe ban

AN ASSISTED living facility has had to abandon its annual wet T-shirt contest after the surrounding area was issued with a hosepipe pan, it has emerged.

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