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Neanderthals had unbeatable noughts-and-crosses system

NEANDERTHAL man knew a way of playing noughts-and-crosses that delivered a win every time, archaeologists have discovered.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow, don’t stop – it’ll soon be here. And it’ll be almost identical to the four thousand days before it.

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