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Next iPhone to feature shatterproof glass, decent battery and haha of course it won't

APPLE have announced that the next iPhone will feature multiple actual improvements, before clarifying that they are of course joking. 

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Little food better than big food

MINIATURE versions of normally larger food items are superior in every way, consumers have confirmed. 

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