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Nuclear Waste Makes Lovely Jam Says Government

WASTE from nuclear power is very tasty, spreads easily and makes a lovely jam for your toast in the morning, the Government said last night.

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Al Qaeda To Rebrand As 'Scimitar3000'

THE world’s leading terror provider is to overhaul its identity in a £20m rebranding strategy.

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