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OAPs Decide Not To Give Pensioner-Pc A Chance

PENSIONERS have declared that they don't like a new PC designed for them, despite it not being released yet.

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Panic Spreads As Sting Is Right About Something

COMMUNITIES across Britain were gripped by fear last night after Sting was right about something.

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