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Perfect Vagina Includes Video Screen And Crisp Dispenser, Say Men

THE perfect vagina would have a built-in video player with a cheese and onion crisp dispenser attached to it, men said last night.

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iPhone Virus Just Increasing Numbers Talking To You About Their iPhone

The first virus to infect the Apple iPhone will greatly increase the chance of somebody talking to you about their iPhone, IT experts warned last night.

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