Planet with double sunset is full of bad dialogue

A PLANET with two suns is likely to be filled with poor quality dialogue, astronomers have claimed.

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Punching a clown may be best medicine, say experts

THE benefits of laughter pale into insignificance compared to the well-being generated by punching a clown in the face, according to new research.

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