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Poor people to be operated by remote control

POOR people are to be operated remotely like an unmanned drone, the government has announced.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) As England becomes permanently flooded, your webbed fingers put you ahead of the evolutionary curve.

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