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Punk scientists discover fourth chord

LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.

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Clarkson to live in a forest entertaining right-wing animals

JEREMY Clarkson has become a wild man who talks to rabbits about how magpies are scroungers.

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