‘Retweet with comment’ allows moral crusaders more time for porn

TWITTER’S new ‘retweet with comment’ feature has made feigning concern quicker, so that users can get back to looking at pornography.

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Teletubbies to return with dead one just lying on the floor

CHILDREN’S TV hit Teletubbies is to return, featuring the dead body of Tinky Winky which is ignored by his former friends.

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