Right-wing people smart enough to hate everyone

RIGHT-wingers are intelligent enough to know that everyone is ultimately a self-serving bastard, according to new research.

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NHS to use frantic hand gestures

NHS staff are to start miming what they want to do to foreign patients in a bid to save money.

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