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Ringing landline causes utter panic

AN entire household was thrown into blind panic when their landline rang during an episode of Eastenders.

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Quiz: Are you shit in bed?

ARE you a rampant stallion in the bedroom, the envy of your neighbours, or has no partner ever found the courage to tell you you’re completely shit?

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