Sci-fi buff looking forward to post-apocalyptic wasteland

A SCI-FI buff and avid gamer is eagerly anticipating life in a wretched, post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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Man determined to buy cushions

A MAN has committed himself to buying some cushions from a shop, regardless of public opinion.

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