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Scientists assume pupils are listening

SCIENTISTS are calling for tougher guidelines on teaching creationism to children who are not paying a blind bit of notice anyway.

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Energy companies to pretend wives were in charge

BRITAIN’S biggest energy providers are to set up ‘wife companies’ to take the blame whenever they are accused of profiteering.

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