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Scientists pledge to deliver zombie apocalypse by March 29th

SCIENTISTS have vowed to work around the clock to bring about a zombie apocalypse by the end of March.

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The 'Have a Wank' guide to a good night's sleep

TROUBLE sleeping? We consulted doctors, psychotherapists, stress experts and your partner to find one simple solution stated in five different ways. Follow this guide and you’ll soon be in dreamland:

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