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Scientists pledge to eradicate nursery rhymes

SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children’s stories destroyed in a laboratory.

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Racist cake orders up 2,000 per cent

SPECIALITY bakers across the country are struggling to cope with a record demand for horribly racist cakes.

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