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Scientists Unveil Energy Efficient Porno-Kettle

SCIENTISTS have invented a three-litre electric kettle with limescale filter, single-cup facility and an eight-inch LCD screen showing boiling-hot Amsterdam horse action.

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Brown To Host Vote-Buying Summit

GORDON Brown is today hosting a high-level summit to discuss radical new measures aimed at helping him keep his job.

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