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Seething gammons, and others whose screen time should be limited to an hour a day

GOVERNMENT guidance has called for screen time to be limited for children under five. But frankly these other groups could do with some restrictions too.

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Iran launches one-point 'You'll f**k off eventually' plan for peace

IRAN has countered the US 15-point peace plan with a single-point plan of its own, in which it does nothing and waits for its opponent to leave.

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