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Short men really are inferior, say tall scientists

TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.

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Busy mum saves time by preparing marital arguments in advance

A WOMAN has unlocked new efficiencies in her packed weekly schedule by preparing ahead of time a selection of complaints, insults and resentments to fire at her husband. 

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