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Siberian virus not at all like 'The Thing' say weirdly glassy-eyed scientists

AN ANCIENT virus found beneath the Siberian permafrost cannot infect and control humans, according to scientists with odd monotone voices.

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The Mash guide to snake vs crocodile

A BLOW-BY-BLOW account of the reptile battle that has captivated the internet.

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