Simple townsfolk ask city dwellers to shut the f**k up about Uber

BRITAIN’S townsfolk have asked their sophisticated, city dwelling cousins to just shut it about Uber.

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People who don't want children 'missing out on lots of expensive boredom'

PEOPLE who do not want children have been warned they could miss out on huge amounts of expense, boredom and disgust.

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