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Six totally un-Christmassy things everyone does at Christmas now

BACK in the day you played with Lego, ate leftover turkey and watched Where Eagles Dare. But Christmas has changed irrevocably, and here’s what you do now:

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Mum pissed

MOTHERS across the UK are very, very drunk right now, it has emerged.

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