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Six ways to imply that you just got laid on social media

SEX, like justice, must not only be done but be seen to be done. But when signalling to friends, family and work colleagues from 2008 that you’ve recently done it be subtle: 

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Man marries his hottest best friend

A MAN was delighted to marry the most physically attractive of all his close female friends.

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