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Software updates cursed by evil leprechaun

A WICKED leprechaun has cursed all of mankind’s software updates to fail dismally. 

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Rooney ponders the nature of happiness

WAYNE Rooney has questioned the nature of existence in a 45-minute speech following a Champions League game.

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