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South East finally being wiped clean by the wrath of God

LIKE the ancient Egyptian city of Tanis, the south east of England is, at last, being wiped clean by the wrath of God.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) You have one of those “This dog lives here” signs in your front window. Not because it’s vicious, more as a warning that your house stinks.

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