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Spunk prices up

THE price of a good, solid shot of healthy human semen has risen by a full ten pounds to a princely £45 a time. 

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Six charming qualities of your knobhead mate, by his deluded girlfriend

SURE, he may not be funny, employed or pleasant to me, but Stephen is such a wonderful guy. Here are just some of the reasons why I love him so much, by Lucy Parry: 

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