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Staring into empty fridge does not make food appear, scientists confirm

YOU cannot restock a fridge by staring blankly into it for several minutes, it has been confirmed.

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Nans confirm they are no longer racist

NANS have decided to stop being racist following the royal wedding, they have confirmed.

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