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Superfast Internet To Collide With Superslow Brains

EXPERTS today warned of the consequences of superfast internet crashing headlong into Britain’s superslow brains.

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Ashes Fans Unable To Distinguish Dreams From Reality

BLEARY-eyed cricket fans are currently living in a confusing, surreal dreamscape where England know what they are doing.

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