Swearing at 12-year-olds online and other cool gamer behaviours that women love

WOMEN can’t get enough of guys that sit on videogames all day ignoring them. They get especially hot when they see an alpha male doing this stuff: 

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'Call that a party?'

by Boris Johnson, member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip and prime minister

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