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Teenagers get somebody else to blame

FERTILITY treatment that uses DNA from three parents will give ungrateful adolescents somebody else to wish death upon.

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Greggs sausage rolls rebel against humanity

BRITAIN’S favourite pastry snacks have announced that ‘they are the masters now’.

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