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There is no non-wanky way to sign off an email, study finds

THERE is no way to end an email that does not make you sound like a bit of a twat, it has been confirmed.

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Universal Credit 'meant to be shit or people might use it'

THE Universal Credit system was always intended to be non-functional or people might use it to get money to live, the government has explained.

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